lagi lagi sembilu...

havent had the time to update this damn space.

kuching is going nuts lately. everyones trying to be the center of attention.

people should learn to leave the drama where it should be. ON TV!

watching too much Yusuf Haslam dramas does indeed kill most of your brain cells and instantly lowers your intelligence. fuck.people.get.a.life.
drama queens and kings should just jump off civic center and end everyones annoyance. or go back/move to west malaysia. :D
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Yeah, i come from Kuching, Sarawak, a land like no other, and where the drivers are like no other too.

1. The cars on the fast lane drive slower than the cars on the slow lane.

2. Kuching drivers are afraid to use the turn signals as their car battery might die in the middle of the road.

3. A kancil is so small n fragile so it needs to take up 3 parking spaces so that it wont get hurt.

4. Kids who just got their license are taught tho think that the [P] sticker stands for "professional".

5. Ah Bengs driving "girly" cars like an MR-S think theyre "gangster" for driving those cars.

6. In an accident, no matter who hit who, the guy with the tattoo is always right.

7. In an accident, no matter who hit who, the middle aged woman is always right. and she'll call her husband or ahbeng son to come beat you up.

8. most kuching drivers never been on an airplane before, they dream about it so bad and masturbate to pictures of 747's that they have to make airplane noises coming out from their cars when its in reverse.

9. When it rains, everyones intelligence drops by 25% or more. especially at traffic lights during rain, most think a RED light means go faster.

10. On normal days at traffic light, kuching drivers like to play the game of "make the guy behind you wait another round of traffic lights". The rules are simple, at a traffic light if theres a car behind you, go slow as u possibly can, if its a green light, try to avoid the other car from over taking you. time your mover perfectly till when you see a yellow light,rev your engine a little til the lights turn Red then speed of at full throttle, leaving the guy behind you unable to cross the lights.

fuck kuching drivers. see you all in hell.
well..thats about it...for now..not feeling too good. ciao.