Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Between TMnuts,Viruses and a Bronco.

Alas I can finally get online, I spent the whole night trying to figure out why i couldnt connect to the internet even though my connection says its on.


Apparently my firewall and networking drivers were fucked up by a virus. The only option was to re-format the whole bloody thing. Lucky for me i have a friend that operates in the middle of the night as well. cheers mate.


Is this a coincidence? Or did the dudes at TMNuts get tired of my constant complaining about their Streamyx service and decided to upload malicious software to my laptop to silence me. Haha, thats abit too Fox Mulder-ish. Maybe it was just the warez.......oooops......site i browsed thru.


Anyways ive got an interesting sexual position/challenge for you guys:

The Bronco Buster!!


When you are having sex with your woman in the doggy style position, you reach around and hold on to her breast and scream out her sisters/best friends name.


The challenge is to try to stay on for at least eight seconds.
Post your best personal times (verified and backed up by evidence) here and ill assure you'd be rewarded for your efforts! :D
Go get em Cowboy!!!!!

8 died a poetic death:

Samantha said...

URGh.. not funny!

zul- said...

does Bronco Buster style come along with the saddle?

CypheR said...

hahaha im glad u like it sam ;)

saddle , stirrups n whips are optional haha

Revan said...

That position is also known as Swedish Rodeo.

Of course, the game can change pretty quickly, if the woman replies that she has AIDS. Then, it would be reversed.

Seb Berkovich said...

Not sure whats worse: the life threatening injuries suffered right after attempting it or the suffering inflicted by an angry woman when she's had time to think about how to punish you properly.

Can't say i'd advise anyone to get on that band-wagon.

zul- said...

but one thing is for sure; rough angry sex will come soon not long after that move.

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vee said...

u have a weird imagination or watever..ideas? so wrong.
now I have the whole image stuck in my head..