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For those who 'get it', imagine if an ad really was published in the papers looking for suicides bombers, id really like to get to know more about the 'retirement plans' hahaha.
For those who dont get it. sucks to be you eh?
Anyone else from suffering from a bad Streamyx connection? Even surfing is so slow now.
I understand that theyre also blocking international Torrent and P2P trackers due to limited bandwith available. If its just limiting the speed, thats fine, but blocking off almost all international connections is just plain stupid!!
NOT EVERYONE OF US IS DOWNLOADING PORN DAMMIT!!!!
Some of us really need to download some serious (licensed) editing tools and software that only can be available from a torrent download!!!!!
From an average download speed of 40-120Kpbs, im now only getting 5Kbps!!!!!!! imagine downloading a file thats 3GB at 5Kbps!! I might as well write it in my will for my grandchildrens inheritance should the download be completed after i pass on.
Streamyx better do something about this or ill consider switching to another ISP (should a better option come around) no matter what the cost.
9 died a poetic death:
i think the terrorist ad should mention other benifits like "see new exciting places", "be the envy of your peers" in fact.. you just copy most of the stuff from this:
http://www.goarmy.com/benefits/index.jsp?hmref=tn
i love a good satire. and will certainly be keeping an eye on you blog. have a nice day.
ah, well, a written post. do you mind us exchanging links? cheers.
Gladly... it'll make sure i don't loose your blog when my computer decided to finally give up on life.
all those poor little bastard working with tmnuts, stealing the bandwidth for them self pathetic little moron! do they aspect we pay rm88 per month just to suft? even the speed are very poor man...sick..!
some bloody corporate/political bimbos only have to pay rm100 for a personal 4MB connection which is well maintained by the ISP. but sadly they hardly use it. Id rather the ISP give me that kind of treatment....ill make fulllllllllllll use of it.
We've been tricked!!! we paid a lot amount of money for this shit. In return, half-assed effort from the bastards in Tmnet to give us full satisfaction of using the internet. God damnit!!! i got some assignment to do!!! Its like being robbed abd raped...cheap skates...bring forth the SLA!!!
tools dl'ed from bt? means its a *ahem* open sourced, free license tools eh? *chuckle*
hahaha 'tools' it is...well it can be subject to interptretation hehe...at least it aint porn :D
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